It's quickly approaching the one year anniversary of the motorcycle funeral/wake party... Wow, that was quite the night. Legendary, I dare say. Just a little snippet from it...
Officer: "Hello, I got a report of some suspicious hole digging around here..."
Me: "Well, I gotta admit, that's a mighty suspicious hole there"
Officer: "Well, uh, what were you planning on putting in it?"
Me(pointing at motorcycle at the end of the hole): "that"
Officer: "that?"
Me: "Yup"
Officer: "Well, that's a new one to me" (tries his best not to break out laughing, fails)
It was also a violent party. But everyone who was there already knew that.

Wow. That was a year ago already. What are you going to have a funeral for this year?