No MagLite clamps for Minors?

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Legal Disclaimer of Liability ABSOLUTELY NO SALES TO MINORS! By buying this item the buyer represents that they are of legal age of 18 years or older and that owning this item is allowed in their community.

from Amazon's product page for clamps to hold a MagLite in a car...

I never would have guessed there were communities where ownership of clamps to hold a MagLite might not be legal.

Gotta watch out for those kids and their MagLite clamps... we need MagLite clamp and bracket control... Keep 'em out of the wrong hands. There ought to be a law.

(To be fair, it's probably a case of the company that sells through amazon wanting to have a label like that on one product, and having all of their products tarred like that just 'cause -- like explicit songs on iTMS that make a whole album list as explicit.)

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hahah...i'm so glad i'm of age. =)

I was dehabilited by kids and their reckless use of mag-lite clamps the other year. I'm glad someone finally put an end to the sophomoric exploits of these vandals and hooligans!

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